sex quotes haha

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

Pure Water

How can you tell if the water you are drinking is actually pure? We got a few great tips from Bryan Pullen, the CEO of Summit Spring Water in Maine, as to some easy-to-follow guidelines for the best types of bottled water to drink.
1) It must say “Natural Spring Water” – these three words are regulated by law.
2) If the bottle has as nutrition facts label, it is not pure – it has been doctored by chemicals and treatments. Real spring water should have no label.
3) If the label says that it comes from more than one source, it is not as pure as it can be (i.e. Source: Summit Spring, Harrison ME, vs. Poland Spring, 7-8 sources). The purest water comes from one source.